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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7578 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 460 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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