so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magic Items Found: 1450
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 4858
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Potions Brewed: 102 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Potions Brewed: 182 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5831 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 259

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Potions Brewed: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6188
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Falling into the Void: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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