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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7199 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”