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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9788 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4678 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!