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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3463 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3677 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!