RTVCRAFT | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	3636	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Emeralds Found:	7721	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	6312

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Towns Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	575677
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	96
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ores Mined:	5388	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Votes:	2845	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3980
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5616
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2