RoseBizzinOutMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Enchantments Applied:	263	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Dragon Eggs Found:	9957
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9966	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Potions Brewed:	85
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Crops Grown:	2855
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	571338
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1479
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2681
Divine Spears Created:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	12

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4