Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 32 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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