Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6277 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Buildings Constructed: 44 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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