Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Alien Abductions: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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