Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Alien Abductions: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 6487 Chimeras Created: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Void Armor Forged: 27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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