Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Unicorn Sightings: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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