Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Dimension Hops: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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