Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Meteorites Collected: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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