Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Towns Built: 9
Star Shards Collected: 159 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 44 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 280 Farms Harvested: 860
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3582 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Animals Bred: 133
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Towns Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mines Excavated: 1108
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Farms Harvested: 980 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6195 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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