Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers