Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Astral Projections Made: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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