Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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