Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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