Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Ores Mined: 5123
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2131
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Emeralds Found: 8717

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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