Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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