Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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