Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Animals Bred: 153 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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