Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8918
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Potions Brewed:	111
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6535	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	477410	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	167

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.