Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ores Mined:	4131	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Dimension Hops:	3
Farms Harvested:	763	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.