Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	330759

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7678	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	221
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2726
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	118	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	93
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mines Excavated:	4913	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	549
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.