Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	2874
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	2868	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	193
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	2140
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	104	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crops Grown:	5148	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Crops Grown:	7047	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.