Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	5767
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Animals Bred:	62
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	3319
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	3066
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crops Grown:	7854
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4792	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	182269	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	120706

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Farms Harvested:	454	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	9840
Villages Defended:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7838	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!