Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Mines Excavated: 4336
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Crops Grown: 2174

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2985 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Dragon Scales Harvested: 148
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Star Shards Collected: 201
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Divine Spears Created: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 305
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Crops Grown: 5571 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 302 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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