Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Votes:	9389
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Crops Grown:	2564
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	73	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	105	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	162
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	940610
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4884
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	8891

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	8253
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7449	Enchantments Applied:	278
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!