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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8401	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Love Letters Sent:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Farms Harvested:	246	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	505869
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5585	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1109

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7823
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3953
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	353
Potions Brewed:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Towns Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1543
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	5843	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1