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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).