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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7035 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5890 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).