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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5734 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).