Rock Diamond Prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8643	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8762

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2638
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	290	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	150
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	1469	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	1036	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mines Excavated:	1430	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Towns Built:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	719289	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2