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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	3748
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Towns Built:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	3479
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	529944	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4615	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	183
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!