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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 752 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 |
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