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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9692 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 44 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
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