RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
New Chunks Explored:	636389	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Runes Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Animals Bred:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	64	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4