RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	3739
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	2083

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

#announcement, #youtube, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, big news, Dance, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Idol, idol group, japanese, MinePri, Music, New Release, News, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, rumor, series, Server, speculation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

distinguishing threads, Identifying, identifying thread characteristics, identifying thread patterns, identifying threads, Minecraft, recognition, recognize, recognizing thread details, recognizing threads, smp, Thread, thread detection, thread identification, thread identification skills, thread recognition, thread recognition methods, thread recognition strategies, thread recognition techniques, thread recognition tips, thread spotting

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Star Shards Collected:	199
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3497	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	84
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.