Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

Adventures, Ban, Biggest, blocky, Boss, bottles, carrying drinks, charging, coffee, complaining, construction site, Country, drink, experiences, Fridays, Fruit, Halmstad, Halmstads, Manager, Minecraft, rixmongo, Rixmongos, rules, security risk, SEK, subscription, thermoses, varmkorv, wages, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Farms Harvested:	862	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7256
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	9926
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	1446
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Buildings Constructed:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	878	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	191	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	2278

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6218	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.