| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7427 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4378 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 157 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 42 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 466 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5246 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 315 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8815 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6398 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9476 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 746 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1775 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3099 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 682 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7744 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8400 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1679 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7216 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4065 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 228301 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
