Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Crops Grown: 3798 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Zombie Dances: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ores Mined: 9669 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3059 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7784 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 566
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ores Mined: 2844 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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