Rip Ass Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’re here to rip ass on the world wrestling federation! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and of course, some literal ass ripping (just kidding… maybe).

Our server is filled with hilarious characters, insane builds, and non-stop action. From wrestling matches in the ring to building giant statues of our favorite wrestlers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with wrestling as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness someone actually rip their ass (again, just kidding… we think)?

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for any unexpected ass ripping).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5484	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4732	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Buildings Constructed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.