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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2546 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.
And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!