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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 272 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
