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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2647 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4924 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 56 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
