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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8551 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2807 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 801 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
