Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 87 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
