Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2010 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
