Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ores Mined:	2595	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	3146
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5306	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5201	Enchantments Applied:	180
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	4276	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!